Cosmic Pie

Message Maestro's 7th concept album

Author

Christopher Macor
August 08, 2025

ACT III: RESOLUTION – Acceptance, Readiness, and Expansion (Or, "I'm Okay, You're Okay, Let's Order Pizza")

Cosmic Pie (The Grand Finale of Absurdity)

Miro, adrift in the zero-gravity giggle-fit of existence, suddenly tastes something like Grandma's forbidden-recipe cosmic pie – the one with stardust sprinkles and a suspiciously cheerful black hole swirl. Galaxies are doing the bumper car tango, planets are breakdancing on the event horizon, and Miro? He's not just found, he's baked in. Turns out, he's a sliver of infinite yum, a cosmic crumb in the grand scheme of dessert. Forget existential dread; this is existential deliciousness! The universe isn't a cold, uncaring void, it's a potluck, and Miro brought the awkward-but-endearing dance moves. He's humming along to the Big Bang's greatest hits, armed with hope, a side-splitting sense of humor, and the gut feeling that this intergalactic road trip has only just reached the appetizer course. Buckle up, buttercup; it's pie time!